Porn Star Martini Mocktail Recipes

Published October 12, 2022
Pornstar Martini cocktail garnished with half of a passionfruit on a piano

What's more fun than sipping a scandalously named and delicious cocktail? When it's a mocktail so that the fun never stops. There's no limiting your porn star martini mocktail intake when you skip the booze. With or without a splash of nonalcoholic liquor, each of these porn star martini mocktails will knock your socks off.

Porn Star Martini Mocktail

Kick back, relax, and sip your way to a juicy passionfruit paradise with an easy nonalcoholic porn star martini.

Pornstar martini with passionfruit

Ingredients

  • 1 ounce passionfruit puree
  • ¾ ounce passionfruit juice
  • ½ ounce vanilla simple syrup
  • ¼ ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
  • Ice
  • Nonalcoholic sparkling wine or sparkling white grape juice to top off
  • Half a passionfruit for garnish

Instructions

  1. Chill a martini glass or coupe.
  2. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, passionfruit puree, passionfruit juice, vanilla simple syrup, and lime juice.
  3. Shake to chill.
  4. Strain into chilled glass.
  5. Top off with sparkling nonalcoholic wine.
  6. Garnish with half a passionfruit.

Nonalcoholic Pineapple Porn Star Martini

Amp up the tropical flavors of a porn star martini mocktail with the bright, summery flavors of pineapple juice.

Pornstar martini

Ingredients

  • 1½ ounces passionfruit puree
  • 1 ounce pineapple juice
  • ½ ounce vanilla syrup
  • ¼ ounce freshly-squeezed lime juice
  • Ice
  • Passionfruit slice for garnish

Instructions

  1. Chill a martini glass or coupe.
  2. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, passionfruit puree, pineapple juice, vanilla syrup, and lime juice.
  3. Shake to chill.
  4. Strain into chilled glass.
  5. Garnish with passionfruit slice.

Nonalcoholic Porn Star Martini

Utilize the world of nonalcoholic liquor and sparkling wine in a recipe that perfectly mimics a classic porn star martini.

Pornstar martini mocktail and shot at the bar

Ingredients

  • 1½ ounces nonalcoholic vodka
  • 1 ounce passionfruit puree
  • ¾ ounce vanilla syrup
  • ½ ounce passionfruit juice
  • Ice
  • Nonalcoholic sparkling wine to top off
  • Passionfruit half for garnish

Instructions

  1. Chill a martini glass or coupe.
  2. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, nonalcoholic vodka, passionfruit puree, vanilla syrup, and passionfruit juice.
  3. Shake to chill.
  4. Strain into chilled glass.
  5. Top off with nonalcoholic sparkling wine.
  6. Garnish with passionfruit half.

Virgin Porn Star Martini Spritzer

Embrace the bubbles in the porn star martini mocktail recipe by turning it into a tasty spritzer.

Pornstar martini spritzer

Ingredients

  • 2 ounces passionfruit puree
  • 1 ounce passionfruit juice
  • ¾ ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
  • Ice
  • Vanilla club soda to top off
  • Mint sprig and passionfruit half for garnish

Instructions

  1. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, passionfruit puree, passionfruit juice, and lime juice.
  2. Shake to chill.
  3. Strain into wine or rocks glass over fresh ice.
  4. Top off with vanilla club soda.
  5. Garnish with mint sprig and passionfruit half.

Alcohol-Free Peach Porn Star Martini

The recipe calls for nonalcoholic tequila, but you can skip that if you don't have any on hand. BUT -- don't skip the peach juice!

Peach Pornstar Martini

Ingredients

  • 1½ ounces nonalcoholic tequila
  • 1 ounce passionfruit puree
  • ¾ ounce peach juice
  • ½ ounce vanilla syrup
  • Ice
  • Club soda to top off
  • Peach slice and blackberry for garnish

Instructions

  1. Chill a martini glass or coupe.
  2. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, nonalcoholic tequila, passionfruit juice, peach juice, and vanilla syrup.
  3. Shake to chill.
  4. Strain into chilled glass.
  5. Top off with club soda.
  6. Garnish with peach slice and blackberry.

Island Porn Star Martini Mocktail

Dip your toes into the island porn star martini lifestyle with nonalcoholic rum and a splash of coconut flavor. Sunshine in a glass without any of the headache? Sign me up.

Glass of porn star martini

Ingredients

  • 1½ ounces nonalcoholic rum
  • 1 ounce passionfruit juice
  • ¾ ounce cream of coconut
  • ¾ ounce vanilla syrup
  • Ice
  • Nonalcoholic sparkling wine or club soda to top off
  • Passionfruit slice for garnish

Instructions

  1. Chill a martini glass or coupe.
  2. In a cocktail shaker, add ice, nonalcoholic rum, passionfruit juice, cream of coconut, and vanilla syrup.
  3. Shake to chill.
  4. Strain into chilled glass.
  5. Top off with nonalcoholic sparkling wine.
  6. Garnish with passionfruit slice.

A Scandalously Delicious Mocktail

Kick off your jeans and club soda mocktail and into something a bit more comfortable and alluring, something like the porn star martini mocktail. A sweet and tart drink with soft, smooth vanilla notes, wrapped up nicely with bubbles for a bow, this is one nonalcoholic martini you'll whip up over and over again.

Porn Star Martini Mocktail Recipes